Four Three is Company
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Pippin
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Hold on.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH RUN MERRY RUUUUUUUN! HE CAUGHT US! NO, WTF ARE YOU DOING?! DON'T LEAVE THE MUSHROOMS! DROP THE DAMN CABBAGES IF YOU MUST, JUST NOT THE MUSHROOMS! HOLY FUCKIN SHIT HE HAS AN BIGASS AXE, RUN FOR YOUR DUMB LIIIIIIIIIFE!
Ok.
Well, we've just took a couple of carrots, some cabbages, some corn, and a bag of mushrooms. And Farmer's Maggot's running after us with an axe.
....Fine. Maybe it was an armful of carrots, a wheelbarrow full of cabbages and corn, and a sack of mushrooms. And maybe we aquired some twenty pounds of radishes last week. And those potatoes and two of his cows the week before. Oh, and those prized pumpkins and first-place-winning squashes.
But still, he's clearly over-reacting,
Oh yeah, Sam and Frodo's been asking around for recruits on their mission. I want to join and i'm annoying convincing Merry to come with me. He finally gave in after several weeks of me pestering him.
This'll be so exciting! Traveling on uneven terren land, crossing dangerously fast rivers, climbing steep rocky mountains, and making our way through smelly swamps! We'll hunt down that Bilbo, and make him pay! For, um, er, whatever he did!
....on second thought, i'd rather stay home.
posted by emily | 1:30 AM
9 Comments:
...the HELL??
Uh uh, no way, not after ALL THOSE WEEKS OF YOUR CONSTANT NAGGING am i going to let u stay home after i AGREED. Ur coming whether or not i have to tie u up and drag u in a sack, Pip.
You can't make me =P
OW!
...ok, maybe u can
Yup.
T-T DON'T I EVER GET A CHOICE IN THESE KINDS OF THINGS?
Of course not. Who'd trust someone like you?
Nyaaaah, you fool of a took XD
Well, remember at Lord Elrond's Council? It was Pippin who got us into the Ring and Sauron mess and we nearly died in all that.
STAY OUT OF THIS SAM
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